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1、老婆：老公、我。。我 。。。怀孕了！如过你不想的话，我可以打掉、 老公：呼~ 老婆 这是我们的第一个结晶 我要你和她都在我身边、

2、-别跟我提开学、伤感情” -别跟我提作业、伤身体”

3、曲婉婷说 你存在 我婶婶的脑海里

4、[搞笑句子]相关推荐 搞笑的经典名言语句1-- 网络经典搞笑名言语句1-- 关于搞笑的经典名言语句1-- 搞笑幽默爱情语句1-- 有关爱情的搞笑语句1--

5、麻麻说，要我做一个有用的人，我说我要拥有一个人。

6、像爱上机器、爱上了你、 无声的机器、没有的心、

7、你以为你以为全都是你以为你考虑过我的感受吗对我没感受 你很忙你很忙全都是你忙你知道我的心有多痛吗对我心死了

8、囚中囚。人锁心口。 知不知。入骨相思。

9、爱你一生是我的理由 恨你一生是我的选择

10、别说自己不在乎外表，一个一米八大个帅哥和一个一米六五胖子男你选哪个？ 别说自己不在乎外表，一个身材火辣的美女和一个胖的没型的姑娘你选哪个？

11、你还欠我糖果，不可以逃开... 我心还在你那，我怎会离开...

12、我不矫揉造作蛇蝎心肠怎么配的上你的举世无双风流倜傥 我不招蜂引蝶喜新厌旧怎么配得上你空前绝后水性杨花

13、抽，是一种生活艺术 找抽，是一种生活态度

14、d o y o u l o v e m e ？ i d o

15、゛_是否我消失了，你才知道我的存在 ゛_是否我放弃了，你才看到我的付出

16、你都不理我,那我成狗不理了！

17、男人偷腥时，智商仅次于爱因斯坦。 女人捉奸时，推理仅次于福尔摩斯。

18、姐不是广场上算卦的，唠不出那么多你爱听的嗑

19、喜欢告什么白，直接吻。 分手抱什么歉，直接滚。

20、每次面对美食，我都告诫自己：“吃多会死。”但事实证明，我真的不怕死。

21、我说 你不是让我滚吗？ 他说 糙老子是让你来回滚没让你往远滚！！！

22、这个夏天，热死不爱我的人。

23、他小时候内裤外穿扮超人。 她小时候披着床单扮仙女。

24、自从把闹钟设成忐忑，每天连滚带爬的起床，从没迟到过。

25、戀愛吧，太晚，結婚吧，太早。 花錢吧，沒有，掙錢吧，太難。

26、俗话说兔子不吃窝边草？ 可俗话又说近水楼台先得月？？中华文明博大精深- -

27、曾经打钩约定都是我骗你的 那些我爱你都是说着哄你的

28、丝袜是权力的象征，女人穿了能征服男人，男人戴了可以征服银行

29、祝你女朋友永远都是充气的。 祝你男朋友永远都是电动的。

30、我嫁人了你会去砸我婚礼吗 开玩笑我砸自己的婚礼干嘛

31、爱情是一场高烧，烧傻的去结婚了，退烧的分了手，那些痴痴缠缠的是正烧着

32、exo1只都是我的、boyfriends. 爱exo胜过爱自己。

33、人不犯贱枉少年 人不花痴枉青春

34、我的悲伤，你的残忍，铸就最后一抹伤痕。 我的偏执，你的不屑，注定最后一场哀伤。

35、听到男生说“今生非你不娶”我笑了 听到女生说“今生非你不嫁”我笑了

36、本宫乃后宫之主 你给我老实点 做我的男人 朕乃一国之君 我会很安分的 做你的男人

37、曾经拥有的不要忘记，属于自己的不要放弃，已经失去的留着回忆想要得到的必须努力

38、？_娘娘，管事公公来宣旨啦！快来听旨！ _没空，本宫的菜还没偷呢！赶快滚蛋！

39、马西马西呼啦得 母系母系呼啦希

40、喜欢说的人把它倒过来读 喜欢说11的人把它倒过来读

41、爱小三的都是好爸爸！！！

42、女人齐刘海是萌妹，斜刘海是御姐，中分是女王。你_说过你会忘了我︳ 我_忘却不了︳

43、[ 梦到你孤独无依我痛到哭醒]

44、对暑假唱“你快回来” 对作业唱“不想见你”

45、知道不过的比我不好 我也就安心了

46、老公，天塌下来怎么办？ 老婆，有我撑着别害怕。

47、最喜欢你看不惯我，又干不掉我的样子~

48、在愚人节那天我和你说我喜欢你我爱你我需要你你会信吗嗯哼

49、上学就像艹婊，不给钱不让上、

50、我的男人你别动，再碰一下姐剁了你。 我的女人你别碰，再动一下爷毙了你。

51、你个臭老娘们，记住，只能爱我一个 你个傻老爷们，记住，我只爱你一个

52、插到深处自然嗨 戳到深处自然爽

53、情侣 你敢玩lol不理我我就拆你r键 你敢玩炫舞不理我了就拆你空格键

54、不要拦着我我要去抗震救灾！什麽？期中考試？都什麼時候了你還跟我說這個？！

55、下辈子我一定要做个男的 取个像我这样的女人 下辈子我一定要做个女的 嫁个像我这样的男人

56、不曾站在原地守候的人 不会懂得站久了双腿都无法弯曲的滋味

57、碰到一个mm个性签名：琴棋书画不会，洗衣做饭嫌累。 碰到一个gg个性签名：给我一个姑娘，我可以创造一个民族。

58、[你一针见血,你咄咄逼人,你一枪毙命,你最了解我,] [我不知好歹,我刻薄尖酸,我博取同情,说到底,是我命贱]

59、我不矫揉造作蛇蝎心肠怎么配的上你的举世无双风流倜傥 我不招蜂引蝶喜新厌旧怎么配得上你空前绝后水性杨花.我不矫揉造作蛇蝎心肠怎么配的上你的举世无双风流倜傥 我不招蜂引蝶喜新厌旧怎么配得上你空前绝后水性杨花。下面是小编为大家精心推荐的搞笑逗逼的句子，希望大家会喜欢！

60、我喜欢你,陈誉！

61、如果我不是你的新郎，我可不可以去你们殿堂闹婚礼 如果我不是你的新娘，我可不可以去撕你们的结婚照

62、汝娇，拉勾勾，我们说好的一辈子。 朝雄，打勾勾，我们说好的不分开。

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