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结婚爱的宣言浪漫婚礼结婚誓词大盘点

1、坚持老婆的绝对领导。家里老婆永远是第一位,孩子第二位,小狗第三位,我第四位。

2、认真执行“四子”原则,对老婆像孙子,对岳母像孝子,吃饭像蚊子,干活像驴子。

3、爱护老婆,做文明丈夫,做到“打不还手,骂不还口,笑脸迎送冷面孔。”

4、诚心接受老婆感情上的独裁,“不要和陌生人说话”,尤其不能跟陌生女人说话。当然,问路的老太太除外。

5、坚持工资奖金全部上缴制度。不涂改工资条,不在衣柜里藏钱。不过,每月可以申请领取500元零花。

6、积极响应“六蛋”号召。只能看老婆的脸蛋,出门前要吻脸蛋,睡觉要贴着脸蛋。老了,决不能喊她“变蛋”,老婆骂“混蛋”,我就是“软蛋”。

浪漫婚礼誓词九:我美丽的老婆——xxx

我,xxx,于今日,也即系公元20xx年x月xx号,在这美丽的xxxxx(地方),向你宣读爱的誓言,请你聆听:

1、紧紧围绕在以老婆大人你为核心的家庭中央,坚持新时期麻粒佬应有的“三从四得”及爱妻“八荣八耻”;

2、明确家庭权责分配,坚持强弱结合、大小适中的分配原则,即:家庭大事我做主,一般小事你话事的方法,只不过乜嘢系大事、乜嘢系小事就由你来定;

3、按照马克思主义经济学原理分配家庭收入,做到“我d钱即系你d钱,你d钱都系你d钱”,绝对不搞小金库、小钱柜;

4、深入理解生产力与生产关系的辩证唯物理论,科学并且合理地安排夹头细务,即除去买送煮饭外,其他一切家务由我来承担,老婆主要负责扮靓和洗钱呢d粗重也;

5、大度并认真地处理好家庭矛盾的处理,总的来讲要做到以下有两点:第一老婆永远都系岩既,第二如果老婆错左,就参照第一条贯彻执行。

最新爱的宣言浪漫语句短文

 

1、我把你嵌在一滴泪里,变成千年后是琥珀,我不敢低头,怕那颗泪坠下,碎了你碎了我,碎了千年的梦,让我一生守护你!

2、如果没有回忆,或许我们就不会如此想念。

3、世上最遥远的距离不是生与死的距离,不是天各一方,而是我就站在你面前,你却不知道我爱你。

4、脸上的快乐,别人看得到。心里的痛又有谁能感觉到。

5、我没有钱,不能送你玫瑰,但我有一颗真心,为你祈祷快乐平安。即使当我耗尽能量,也会化做一颗流星,去划亮这段永恒的爱情。情人节快乐!

6、我相信我爱你,蒙上眼手交给你,满满的爱心在黑暗中共有一双眼睛,我要不断的爱你,不断拼凑了自己,生命中所有好不好的过去,仿佛都在等我遇见你!

7、想着心慌慌,看着情汪汪,走着甜蜜蜜,随着酸醋醋,过着细碎碎,伤着眼呆呆,分着情满满,单着数星星。尽是爱情的过往,流年的日记,一情满走了人生的短暂!

8、同一个人﹐是没法给你相同的痛苦的。当他重复地伤害你﹐那个伤口已经习惯了﹐感觉已经麻木了﹐无论在给他伤害多少次﹐也远远不如第一次受的伤那么痛了。

9、水奔流鱼悠游,忘掉所有的忧愁;风慢吹雨紧下,春凉爽爽情潇洒;心连心永相印,短信传情最开心;天有情地有情,愿你天天好心情!

结婚爱的宣言范文(80后爱情合约,爱的宣言经典语句,搞笑爱的宣言)

1、老婆用餐時要隨侍一旁,舀湯盛飯;不得有先行用飯之行為

2、老婆化妝時要快樂等候,衷心讚美;不得有不耐等候之行為

3、老婆穿衣時要幫忙燙衣,提供建議;不得有冷嘲熱諷之行為

4、老婆洗澡時要量好水溫,抓癢擦背;不得有貪圖私慾之行為

5、老婆上班時要賓士接送,保鑣護衛;不得有放心社會之行為

6、老婆危險時要奮不顧身,慷慨犧牲;不得有貪生怕死之行為

7、老婆很累時要笑臉迎人,按摩搥背;不得有男人主義之行為

8、老婆血拼時要勇於付款,多所鼓勵;不得有不情不願之行為

9、老婆上菜時要讚不絕口,多吃幾碗;不得有偏食挑飯之行為

10、老婆睡覺時要炎夏扇風,寒冬暖被;不得有打呼搶被之行為

11、老婆生病時要親侍湯藥,廢廎忘食;不得有漠不關心之行為

12、老婆給錢時要含淚感激,省吃撿用;不得有奢侈浪費之行為

13、老婆節日時要親自送花,夜備盛宴;不得有隨便過過之行為

14、老婆逛街時要不辭辛勞,提攜重物;不得有偷懶怕重之行為

15、老婆無聊時要搏命演出,彩衣娛親;不得有毫無所謂之行為

16、老婆煩腦時要溫柔安撫,分憂解勞;不得有火上加油之行為

17、老婆訓戒時要兩手貼緊,立正站好;不得有心不在焉之行為

18、老婆說話時要擬神靜聽,勤作筆記;不得有聽過就忘之行為

19、老婆犯錯時要引咎自責,自攬黑鍋;不得有連累老婆之行為

20、老婆外出時要緊守身旁,細心照料;不得有放其孤單之行為

21、老婆起床時要殷勤問安,備妥早餐;不得有睡過了頭之行為

22、老婆哀傷時要椎心泣血,悲痛欲絕;不得有面露微笑之行為

23、老婆晚歸時要耐心等候,歡顏以對;不得有大發雷廷之行為

24、老婆不在時要朝思慕想,守身如玉;不得有偷雞摸狗之行為

25、老婆高興時要張燈結彩,大肆慶祝;不得有波灑冷水之行為

26、老婆受傷時要侍候敷藥,感同身受;不得有責備切怪之行為

27、老婆叫我時要跳起答有,快跑現身;不得有事務繁忙之行為

28、老婆失眠時要徹夜陪伴,幫忙數羊;不得有夢見周公之行為

29、老婆散步時要下雨撐傘,炙夏遮陽;不得有曬傷淋濕之行為

30、老婆經過時要俯首跪立,夾道歡迎;不得有唯我獨尊之行為

31、老婆囑付時要反覆背誦,確實履行;不得有遺露淡忘之行為

32、老婆敷臉時要提供方法,以身試法;不得有哈哈大笑之行為

33、老婆打牌時要消夜點心,隨傳隨到;不得有翹班外出之行為

34、老婆唱歌時要如沐春風,讚嘆不已;不得有忍笑不禁之行為

35、老婆生氣時要跪地求饒,懇求開恩;不得有不理不采之行為

36、老婆打我時要任其蹂躪,謝主隆恩;不得有還手瞪眼之行為

37、老婆撒驕時要細語呵護,千寵萬哄;不得有空口白話之行為

38、老婆熬夜時要點心侍候,不眠不休;不得有先行開溜之行為

39、老婆考試時要幫忙讀書,圈畫重點;不得有事不關己之行為

40、老婆回家時要脫鞋除襪,備椅上座;不得有老神在在之行為

41、老婆演講時要不時點頭,深表贊同;不得有順口反駁之行為

42、老婆哭泣時要傳遞面紙,擦淚拭涕;不得有不聞不問之行為

43、老婆口渴時要親侍冰水,消暑解渴;不得有望梅止渴之行為

44、老婆審問時要發誓毒咒,以表忠誠;不得有漫不經心之行為

45、老婆開車時要溫言教導,釋其緊張;不得有增其緊張之行為

46、老婆規勸時要大肚能容,虛心接受;不得有愛好面子之行為

47、老婆餐畢時要立即收拾,廚中清理;不得有袖手旁觀之行為

48、老婆在外時要勤理家務,內外洒掃;不得有邁出大門之行為

49、老婆查勤時要維維諾諾,肅立恭聽;不得有言語不耐之行為

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